Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

by Damn-it Don Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:23 am

bumblebuggy wrote:His valves adjust themselves.

He has hydraulic lifters. Interpret that any way you like!

by Bugman114 Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:02 pm

he can turn any fail, into a win

by ASBug Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:10 pm

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about him...

by xpmark12 Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:41 pm

He drives his American car from the right seat

He won the Indianapolis 500 driving in reverse

Adrenaline junkies pay money to watch him sleep

Owns the world's largest armadillo training school

by Brooks424 Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:03 pm

callahan wrote:He rolls an 8 inch beam, 3 clicks. . . and never scrapes!

Now that's funny!

by xpmark12 Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:22 am

He smokes filter tip cigars

He demanded his money back from M.I.T. because the material wasn't challenging.

On an expedition, he found Noah's Ark and brought it home for his kids to play on in the back yard

He drew up the plan for the Normandy invasion when he was five years old.

by camch Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:39 pm

Shut up Jr. Sorry wrong person lol

by mickeygreeneyes Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:30 pm

Wille Mays proudly owns HIS rookie card.
Most of his girlfriends take their clothes off BEFORE they go on a date with him.
He doesn't have to enter his password twice, or even once!
Movies start whenever he gets there.
The 2024 Summer Olympics will be held on his estate.
The Pope asks HIM for an audience.
He turned down Christina Hendricks' and Sofia Vergara's request for a threesome because he had a dental appointment.
Justin Bieber thinks HE's "dreamy."
He has NEVER had to rewind. EVER!
He can ride a Harley backwards AND blindfolded!
Porn watches HIM!
He's the most interesting man in the world!

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