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Post by DiggerD on Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:40 pm

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. cherry

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat, by using the sink. Twisted Evil

3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. :Vampire:

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Sleep

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. :Oh Boy:

And remember, you only need two tools in life. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. silent

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem. affraid
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Post by Grifspop on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:13 pm

Simply Amazing!
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