Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.
3 posters
Georgia Dubs :: Other :: General Chat
Page 1 of 1
Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.
by ASBug Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:09 pm
Saturday at 7:15 (just after dark)...
Wifey Calls and says "I just got pulled over," and tells me this story:
Cop: "Ma'am, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Wifey: "No sir..." (I have taught her well.)
Cop walks around B5.5 looking at body comes back: "Where are the NASCAR stickers?"
Wifey: "What?"
Cop: "Do you watch NASCAR?"
Wifey: "No, Sir."
Cop: "I just watched you take a right on red with out stopping, do you know how fast you went through that turn?"
Wifey: "Uh, no Sir..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Wifey: "I don't understand officer."
Cop: "You just turned a 45* turn doing 42 MPH, and that was on a red light..."
Wifey: "I thought it was Yellow." (training is failing at this point...)
Cop: "Nope it was RED, I was sitting right over there getting a coffee when you went through."
Wifey: "I didn't realize it was Red..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." Walks around Car again.
Cop: " What is in this thing?"
Wifey: "I do not know what you mean."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Cop: "Are you married?"
Wifey: "uh, yes."
Cop: "I should call your husband, and tell him that you are driving like a NASCAR driver."
Cop: "I bet you would be the wife that would yell and scream at your husband if he drove through a red light, am I right?"
Wifey: "Yes Sir."
Cop: "I tell you what, I have never not given a ticket at this intersection for running a red light, but I honestly don't think you realized how fast your going."
(Logic is crazy, I know).
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." (4th time he has said this.)
He proceeds to tell my wife to take it easy and stop next time.
It is all I can do not to laugh my head off at this point and I hear the wifey start driving again.
I state she is lucky, and she needs to lay off the gas!
We are laughing our heads off about it still today...
I am proud of my wife, I didn't know she had it in her.
KC
B5.5 Station Wagon w/ 1.8T, Ebach racing components on BBS CH's, with Votex all around.
She loves her car...
Wifey Calls and says "I just got pulled over," and tells me this story:
Cop: "Ma'am, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Wifey: "No sir..." (I have taught her well.)
Cop walks around B5.5 looking at body comes back: "Where are the NASCAR stickers?"
Wifey: "What?"
Cop: "Do you watch NASCAR?"
Wifey: "No, Sir."
Cop: "I just watched you take a right on red with out stopping, do you know how fast you went through that turn?"
Wifey: "Uh, no Sir..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Wifey: "I don't understand officer."
Cop: "You just turned a 45* turn doing 42 MPH, and that was on a red light..."
Wifey: "I thought it was Yellow." (training is failing at this point...)
Cop: "Nope it was RED, I was sitting right over there getting a coffee when you went through."
Wifey: "I didn't realize it was Red..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." Walks around Car again.
Cop: " What is in this thing?"
Wifey: "I do not know what you mean."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Cop: "Are you married?"
Wifey: "uh, yes."
Cop: "I should call your husband, and tell him that you are driving like a NASCAR driver."
Cop: "I bet you would be the wife that would yell and scream at your husband if he drove through a red light, am I right?"
Wifey: "Yes Sir."
Cop: "I tell you what, I have never not given a ticket at this intersection for running a red light, but I honestly don't think you realized how fast your going."
(Logic is crazy, I know).
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." (4th time he has said this.)
He proceeds to tell my wife to take it easy and stop next time.
It is all I can do not to laugh my head off at this point and I hear the wifey start driving again.
I state she is lucky, and she needs to lay off the gas!
We are laughing our heads off about it still today...
I am proud of my wife, I didn't know she had it in her.
KC
B5.5 Station Wagon w/ 1.8T, Ebach racing components on BBS CH's, with Votex all around.
She loves her car...
ASBug- Dub God
- Number of posts : 2185
Age : 52
Location : Varnell, GA
Registration date : 2009-01-12
Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.
by Jon65 Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:26 pm
That's funny.
Side Question: What's a mommy wagon?
Side Question: What's a mommy wagon?
Jon65- Complete Dub Addict
- Number of posts : 875
Location : GA
Registration date : 2012-11-17
ASBug- Dub God
- Number of posts : 2185
Age : 52
Location : Varnell, GA
Registration date : 2009-01-12
Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.
by Jon65 Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:39 pm
Never heard it been called that before.
Jon65- Complete Dub Addict
- Number of posts : 875
Location : GA
Registration date : 2012-11-17
Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.
by vdubbers Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:50 pm
bottom line....The cop thought your wife was hot...
Chris
Chris
vdubbers- Dub Noob
- Number of posts : 59
Age : 32
Location : Buford
Registration date : 2012-02-02
Georgia Dubs :: Other :: General Chat
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum