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After the 12th time in a week of this happening, Lake Lanier officials banned nude sunbathing on the docks.

Great, how am I going to explain this one to my insurance agent, or worse my wife. She'll never let me go fishing again. But, on the bright side, I do have one hell of a fsih story to tell, now.

Excuse me gentlemen... how do you get to the casino?

After all the heavy rain, Hank forgot he couldn't drive over to his Lake Lanier dock!

For those who know Finding Nemo...

"That's a huge butt"

(For those who don't butt=boat in Finding Nemo)

Also my new Avatar says it all...

This gives a whole new meaning to the term Water-cooled!

man #1: I'm not sure my brake lights are workin'

man #2: um... I don't think your brakes are workin'

man #3: nice column...

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

drewBAKER wrote:This gives a whole new meaning to the term Water-cooled!

Alright Drew- Step on up! Your the next contestant!

Here we go!!!!

drewBAKER wrote:Here we go!!!!

LOOK OUT! Here comes Scott.

A goat in a tree is worth.....

Oh, nevermind.

this is how goats play king of the mountain but were did the red goat come from

The soldiers in Iraq had a hard time sourcing Christmas ornaments, so instead of giving up they decided to use what was abundant. The goats seemed to work much better than the cows used last year, plus adding some agent orange to certain goats really gave the tree some color. Unfourtunatly some of the goats liked it a bit much and even glowed during the day.

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drewBAKER wrote:

Quick! Everyone back up, it is starting to rain again!
KC

And the winner is.......

Hobug wrote:

drewBAKER wrote:Here we go!!!!

LOOK OUT! Here comes Scott.

Hobug gets my vote...........

drewBAKER wrote:Here we go!!!!

But we still haven't figured out how to grow money on trees.

59 Suicide gets my vote...

Your up.

Bring It!!!

BILLY MAYS here,
for my new product,

SIX PACK ABS!!!!

Have heard about (and have) beer guts, but come on thats a bit extreme!! Put a hose to each one and you have the beer hat beat hands down!

lets keep going on this one only two replys...


you know when I found this picture I didnt even realize the splitty sitting in the background until after I posted it on here, I just typed in crazy shit on google images and saw this one and about pissed my pants laughing so hard I had to post it... of course its a vdub'er that would do something like this

"ok just because i was the first one to pass out doesn't mean you have to use Super-Glue guys..."

alright you got it drew