Why I love my VW

Changing the timing belt on my wife's van this weekend has reminded me of why I love my VW.


Why do I love my VW? Let  me count the ways.
1. It does not have a timing belt.
2. It does not have a water pump.
3. I do not have to buy expensive timing belts and water pumps for it.
4. I do not have to spend all day changing said parts.
5. I do not have to rent and buy special tools perform maintenance.
6. I do not have to mess with antifreeze....